Okay, I have a question. What is the average maturity level
for a boy my age? I’m pretty mature, right? I mean…I know I can not exactly
keep my mouth shut all the time, or resist from antagonizing friends, or lying
about myself, or cursing but isn’t that normal? I simply am just trying to have
fun and make the best out of the situations I get myself into. For instance,
that whole incident on the train with Ernest
Morrow’s mother, did anybody really expect me to tell the mother of a
jerk face moron at my “school” of how he really is? No way man, I took the
opportunity to put a spin on the truth to make it more interesting. Plus the
fact that I told her my name was Rudolph Schmidt, the school janitor
that way when she passes that valuable information onto her precious son, he
will be quite a confused kid. Now don’t get me wrong here, I was just trying to
have a little fun, nothing to hurt the kid of course. Anyways, if you’re
wondering if I really felt it was necessary to yell, “Sleep tight, ya morons!”
in the middle of the night, the answer is yes of course; it was my final way of
saying goodbye to everyone. And one last thing, the whole “lying” business with
that chick Faith Cavendish was just a way for me to have a little fun
with a girl, I was in desperate need. I just hope she doesn’t go back and say
something to that kid she used to see…oh well, what do I care anyways, right?
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